'Double Dared'

18 year old Philip Macintosh, shown left, a student of Teeside University, has spent £33 on changing his name to Bagheera Anthony Dairy Lea Dunkable Mackintosh after he was dared to by one of his friends. This particular choice in name arises from 2 different origins, Bagheera is after a main character from 'Disney's A Jungle Book', When questioned about the other portion of his name he replied "we just thought we may as well do it properly so added in the 'Dairy Lea Dunkable' bit." He has decided to keep his new name for a while but hasn't yet told his father.
How can people claim there's not enough worthwhile things for teenagers to do?